The first all seater stadium in England
Covenrty City Highfield Road

First Stadium in Europe to have floodlights installed
Sheffield United

The highest ground above sea level
West Bromich Albion

Oldest football club in the Football League - Notts County FC which was founded in 1862

In 1931 West Bromich Albion became the first club to win promotion and the FA Cup in the same year.

Juventus are only side to have won the Italian Seria A 25 times.

Jokes
Q: What would David Beckham's name be if he was a Spice Girl?
A: Waste of Spice

You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and an Arsenal Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
Shoot the Arsenal Fan. Twice.

Fire brigade phones Arsene Wenger in the early hours of Sunday morning...
"Mr Wenger sir, Highbury is on fire!"
"The cups man! Save the cups!" replies Arsene.
"Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."

why do they call wenger hitler?
because he cant win in europe either.

What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?
A. The tea stays in the cup longer!

The seven dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Arsenal" are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"

A Chelsea supporter goes to his doctor to find out what's wrong with him.
"Your problem is you're fat, "says the doctor.
"I'd like a second opinion" responds the man.
"OK, you're ugly too" replies the doctor.

Q: How can you tell when Leeds are losing?
A: It's five past three.

What do you call a Leeds fan in a 3 bedroom semi?
A burglar

Q) What has 70,000 arms and an IQ of 170
A) Elland road on every other Saturday

What have Chelsea and a three pin plug got in common?
Their both useless in Europe.

Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?
A: Because if it walked it would be mugged.

If you see a Liverpool Fan on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him... ?

It might be your bike...

Two scousers in a pub.
what's funny is that its 4 in the morning and they've broke in.

Q. What's the difference between a Liverpool fan and a coconut (part one)?

A. You can get a drink out of a coconut!

Q. What's the difference between a Liverpool fan and a coconut (part two)?
A. One's thick and hairy, and the other's a tropical fruit.